4 Steps to Become a Millionaire in Malaysia

1. Get to know some minister or datuk.

2. Brother with them until they until they think that you're the same kind like them.

3. This is the most important step, 99% of the problems in Malaysia won't be solved without this. You bribe, amount differs from individuals, as long as they're happy, you'll be happy too.

4. Upon getting the contract, you'll be getting orders like tools, books, etc... You don't need to get any of these through suppliers, that's too troublesome. All you need to do is to go to the nearest Tesco or Jaya Jusco, buy the items needed and resell it back with a throat-cutting price. Example: For a RM50 of carjack, you can sell it as RM5,471. You don't need to be shy and worry, you won't get caught, you've performed step 3, remember?

If you followed the steps, then congratulations, you are a millionaire now. I don't bluff, it's proven. Don't believe me? Read here

There goes our tax payers' money... hurray!

Btw, Happy Birthday Jian!