Monday, September 10, 2007

4 Steps to Become a Millionaire in Malaysia

1. Get to know some minister or datuk.

2. Brother with them until they until they think that you're the same kind like them.

3. This is the most important step, 99% of the problems in Malaysia won't be solved without this. You bribe, amount differs from individuals, as long as they're happy, you'll be happy too.

4. Upon getting the contract, you'll be getting orders like tools, books, etc... You don't need to get any of these through suppliers, that's too troublesome. All you need to do is to go to the nearest Tesco or Jaya Jusco, buy the items needed and resell it back with a throat-cutting price. Example: For a RM50 of carjack, you can sell it as RM5,471. You don't need to be shy and worry, you won't get caught, you've performed step 3, remember?

If you followed the steps, then congratulations, you are a millionaire now. I don't bluff, it's proven. Don't believe me? Read here

There goes our tax payers' money... hurray!

Btw, Happy Birthday Jian!

7 comments:

adyla said...

LOL..
that was ridiculous or...
but yeah sorta true!1
Haiz...

kimfei said...

no wonder you so rich la...this is the reason ya...lol

hao said...

adyla: In Malaysia, anything is possible... Malaysia Boleh!!! lol

kimfei: If I'm rich, I won't be sitting here talking with you, traveling across the globe instead... hahaha

meow meow / MeowX2 said...

Abdullah wants each of the ministries to summit report on the matter, but I don't think this can be done. It will drag for few months... and then... no one mention about it anymore...

hao said...

meowx2: Precisely, that's how our government "solve" problems.

James said...

Whoever signed the contract(s) to purchase GROSSLY OVERVALUED items should be charged inb court and JAILED for FAILURE TO DISCHARGE ONE's DUTY PROPERLY!. I think all government servants are obliged to discharge their Duty in a proper manner.

What if this had happened in MNC? Your guess...

hao said...

james: In the end, the case will be dropped and forgotten by many after some days, just like most of the cases that happened before. Imagine how many of this cases are still hidden, unexposed?