Saturday, August 11, 2007

How to Annoy a Person Through Writing Format

In the world of Internet, you can find a lot of words with different writings, formats and spellings. Most of them, I mean... ALL of them are very annoying to read as long as it’s not written like how it supposes to be. Let me show you this few examples.

THE CAPS LOCK PROBLEM
I DUNNO WHY SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO TURN ON THEIR CAPS LOCK WHEN WRITING. IT’S SOME IRRITATING THAT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU OWE THEM A HUGE SUM OF MONEY AND NOW THEY’RE ASKING THE MONEY BACK FROM YOU. I CAN ACCEPT IT IF YOU ARE HAVING CAPS LOCK BUTTON PROBLEM, BUT IF YOU DO IT ON PURPOSE, YOU’LL EITHER NOT GOING TO RECEIVE ANY REPLIES FOR ME IF I’M NOT IN A BAD MOOD THAT DAY, OR ELSE, YOU’RE ASKING FOR TROUBLES. IT’S RUDE TO TYPE EVERY EACH OF THE ALPHABETS IN CAPITAL LETTER. DON’T USE IT BECAUSE IT MAY LEAD INTO MISUNDERSTANDINGS.

tHiS I cAlL thE tUa SeI LiaP wRitIngS (aka big small letters in Hokkien)
yOu CaN fiNd tHiS kiND oF wRitIngs MosTly iN pRofIle pAgES liKe fRiENdSterS aND sOmeTiMeS eVeN bLogS. MaYbe tHey FiNd iT CreAtiVE tO wRitE iN sUcH wAyS bUt wHAt I cAn SeE iS tHaT tHoSE WriTeRs hAve a LoT oF pAtiEnce… BECAUSE I GIVE UP WRITING WITH MY FINGER PRESSING THE Shift Key ON AND OFF FOR ALMOST EVERYTHING SINGLE ALPHABET I KEY IN!!! ErRrrRR… I JuSt rEmeMbeRed tHat I’vE jUsT sAid UsiNg CaPiTaL lEtTers foR eVerY sIngLE aLphAbeTs iS rUdE. PaTieNCe… pATiEnce…

4 Th3 N3xt 1, th3 1nt3rn3t sl4ng
Wr1t1ng such 4 w4y 5h0w5 t4t U R The 1337 in th3 cy83r w0rld. ZOMGWTFBBQSAUCE w1th th15 k1nd 0f wr1tings, U c4n 4lm0st p4wn 4ny0n3 r34d1ng ur 4rt1cl3, c05 n0t 3v3ry0n3 c4n und3rst4nd w4t y0u r try1ng 2 t3ll 45 w3 sp3nd h4lf 0f 0ur t1m3 d3cod1ng w4t u r 4ctu4lly try1ng 2 t3ll… IMBA!!!11111oneoneonesatusatu一一一





And for the grand finale…





ǝlʎʇs ʎʌɹnʇ-ʎsdoʇ ǝɥʇ

¡ɐɥɐɥɐɥɐnɯ ˙˙˙ʞɔǝu ɹnoʎ ʞɐǝɹq noʎ lıʇun ɹǝƃuol ǝdʎʇ ll,ı 'ʍouʞ ǝɯ ʇǝl 'pǝuıɐɹds ʞɔǝu ɹnoʎ ƃuıʇʇǝƃ puɐ ʍou ʇsnɾ pǝuoıʇuǝɯ ı spoɥʇǝɯ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʎuɐ ƃuıɯɹoɟɹǝd ʇnoɥʇıʍ sıɥʇ ƃuıpɐǝɹ llıʇs ǝɹ,noʎ ɟı ˙ʇɥƃıǝʍ uʍo ɹnoʎ ʎq pǝɥsɐɹɔ ǝɹɐ noʎ ɹo uıɐɹq ɹnoʎ ʍolq llıʍ poolq ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ pıɐɹɟɐ ɯ,ı ʇnq puɐʇspɐǝɥ ɐ op oʇ sı poɥʇǝɯ ɹǝɥʇouɐ ǝɥʇ ˙ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝnuıʇuoɔ oʇ ʇuɐʍ noʎ ɟı uʍop ǝpısdn ɹoʇıuoɯ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ oʇ ɹǝpısuoɔ oʇ ʇuɐʍ ʇɥƃıɯ noʎ 'ssǝuızzıp ɹo sǝɥɔɐpɐǝɥ noʎ ƃuıʌıƃ sʇɹɐʇs sıɥʇ ɟı ˙ʍou ʇsnɾ pǝuoıʇuǝɯ ı ƃuıʇıɹʍ ɟo puıʞ ǝǝɹɥʇ ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ ƃuoɯɐ ʞsɐʇ ƃuıƃuǝllɐɥɔ ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ sı ʞɔǝu ɹnoʎ ƃuıuıɐɹds ʇnoɥʇıʍ uʍop ǝpısdn spɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ƃuıpɐǝɹ

Oh btw, for the last part, you need to start reading from the bottom to top, right to left :)

13 comments:

Calvin's Wife said...

"puɐʇspɐǝɥ ɐ op oʇ sı poɥʇǝɯ ɹǝɥʇouɐ ǝɥʇ"

NGAHAHAHHAHAH... this is soo stoopid really, I've encountered the first, second and third, but none the fourth.. :P

Gives me the creeps and loads of headaches... cant they just type in a proper manner?? Urgh~!

YuinYin said...

eh how to read the last one? wah i just woke up, straight away see this pening post. lol.

hao said...

calvin's wife: Yeap, very annoying. The last one thank god that not much people know how to type like that, if not it going to be a real headache.

yuinyin: One is terbalik your monitor, the other one is you do headstand. Your choice... HAHAHAHAHAHA... jk jk

yung . said...

nice one! I only read the one with capslock, guess I have low tolerance with those stupid big-small letters and the upside down 1..

the big-small letters I find it extremely stupid if you see someone older or same age with you doing that. It's IRRITATING!!

hao said...

yung: Big-small letter is always irritating no matter who write it, lol!

^akachester said...

WAHAHWHAHWAHWHAHA!!

REPLY t0 mY C0mM3Nt$...

Dont kill me ar hao..LOL..Anyway, how did you do the last one?How to terbalik the writings?

hao said...

akachester: When you type right, terbalik-kan your keyboard, it can do the trick.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

^akachester said...

Whahaa...I even terbalik my monitor, my mouse, my keyboard, my everything, even myself also terbalik. But still same lar..Whaha...

hao said...

akachester: Hmmm... liddat means your comp spoil liao lor, have to get new one... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NotoriuSurreaL a.k.a Jack said...

finally you gott the "guts" (patience to type this knn typings) i personally hate TABS alot, and singaporean like to use small letter combo wit big letter.

hao said...

jack: TABS? You mean CAPS izzit?

-SaMYP- said...

Walao...the last 1 really suxx la...who goin to read tat,and for "th3 1nt3rn3t sl4ng"...APA TU???MEMANG CILAKA...HAhahAhAhahaHA

hao said...

-samyp-: Whose wuliao like me one lor... hahahahaha