Urine Makes Good Instant Drinking Water

Let's say you are lost in a desert and you desperately need a drink, or you are thirsty and the 7-11 is just opposite of the road but you are too lazy to cross the road and get yourself a drink. Here's a way to kill the thirst, on the spot instantly!



People always say that urine is salty, I'm not very sure bout that, so why don't you let me know after you tried it ;)

Back To West Malaysia

Shout out
I just realized my photos size are large, hence the slow loading time. Sorry :P
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Reached KL this afternoon, ready for a new and last, hopefully, semester to begin.

Time flies so quickly. 3 months ago, I was preparing for my industrial training, buying all the clothes needed, reporting in to the company...

I was assigned to the electrical department, unfortunately electrical things are alien to me since I am from electronics background. I started to learn from the technicians, who are very generous and helpful. As days went by, my knowledges on electrical stuffs grew from 0 to... 0.5. Seriously, I still have not much idea on almost all the things they did during my training... bwahahahahahaha...

Anyway, I will stay in KL for a few days, doing my shopping for my Chinese New Year clothing most probably before going back to Melaka to... continue... my... FYP *sob*

And damn, I haven't finish my Industrial Training report and its presentation slide T____T

The Largest Condom

Shoutout
I'm lazy to write my ITP report. Who wanna help me? :P
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Condoms come in various sizes to fulfill different size categories for men.

We have the small size for the penis the size of a Tweety Bird,

the normal size for the size of Woody Woodpecker,

and the large size for those that have the size of the Big Bird from Sesame Street.

Even the condom that is made for the Big Bird is not larger than my arm. You must be a stallion if you have a penis that is larger than my arm.

But, have you ever seen a condom that is larger than a man? Well here it is...



If you can't see the true size from the picture, here's a photo with a man standing beside it as a comparison...



Now, that's what I call XXXXXXXXXXXXXL size! lol

Let's stop these nonsense, it's actually a tanker chute. Its purpose is to fill the tanker trucks with cement from the silo above.



The truck drivers will control the length of the chute with a control so that the chute will fit nicely to the vagina hole of the tank. After that, cement will start flowing into the tank from the silo on top.

It really look like a condom, isn't it? XD