Where the Hell is Matt?

*A one-post-break from the Bali trip posts*

I'm not sure whether you guys seen these videos in YouTube or not, but I really want to share them :P





The videos put a smile on my face, not because of the dancing, but how wonderful the World is and this lucky bastard get to visit those places. What a wonderful world.

*Start humming "What a Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong*

Speaking about the dancing, to the ah beng or lala out there, the dance works any place on the Earth but not in night clubs. So don't even think about it! LOL

My Light Sensing Robot

Still remember the crazy robot I posted some times ago? To refresh your memory, this is how it's look like before I completed it:



After thousands of hours spent to build, construct, test and debug it, it finally turns into...

TADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Cute like me XD

Some views of it:





In case you're wondering what it can do, it's actually a light sensing robot. It follows the brightest light source it detected while scanning for obstacles that are blocking its way. The video below should explain how it really works :P



How is it? Hehe

On a totally unrelated side, I found this picture inside the same folder with my robot's photos. And I can't help not to post it, so...



Don't worry, she's fine (too bad... LOL). She's just playing with the wheelchair while visiting another friend in the hospital.

Spin Spin Spin

This post is for Chu Kiok who loves watching things spin. I guess she watched too much bollywood movies in TV2 during her childhood time, so can't blame her for that. Eh, Chu Kiok, sorry to disappoint you as I'm not in either one of the movie clips ah, and my brain is really spinning now due to FYP report and assignements @@"





Sorry guys, been busy with the reports and assignments hence the less updates (like I update my blog frequently for the past :P)

Bollywood Dancing In My Room

You've seen my robot went nuts and spinning round and round, despite on how I've programmed it should be.

Here's the video again


The next day, I was having my lunch in front of my laptop. A bug,



this is it, the star for today,

landed on my desk, and it starts to...



SPIN!!!

The same way like how my robot did it!

I swear I did not played any Hindi songs when these two incidents occurred. I hope that I'm not the next one that start to spin round and round without any reasons.

My Robot's Donut Drifting

In case you are wondering why I did not updated my blog for almost a week, this is what I was doing...



If you have watched Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift, you still remember the scene where Han was driving his Mazda RX7 doing a doughnut around a hot chick's car and win the phone number? (I'm not sure whether Impak Maksima has the same scene or not *roll eyes*



Well, my robot can do it too, but without the hot chicks and some smoke...



Actually this is not how I program it to be, it just behaved on its own. Perhaps there's short circuit in its brain that makes it gone crazy (pun intended).

As there is only 3 more weeks to hand up the report, and troubleshooting the circuit is very time consuming, so I...

Redraw the PCB layout...

Re-fabricate the PCB...

Re-drill hundreds of holes on the new PCB...

Solder hundreds of pins and legs...

Re-test the new circuit (still having some problems thou)...

And the best part is,

I did all this with a swelling eye which I have difficulties to fully open it and my visionary is blur.

FYP is really killing me slowly.

Oh, and by the way, the new circuit is a lot tidier than the jungle you seen in the picture :P

Urine Makes Good Instant Drinking Water

Let's say you are lost in a desert and you desperately need a drink, or you are thirsty and the 7-11 is just opposite of the road but you are too lazy to cross the road and get yourself a drink. Here's a way to kill the thirst, on the spot instantly!



People always say that urine is salty, I'm not very sure bout that, so why don't you let me know after you tried it ;)

How to Eat at a Sushi Bar

For those who never eat sushi at a sushi bar or those who want to learn the proper way to eat at sushi bar, here is a good tutorial for you.



Maa maa maa maa
Oh toh toh toh
Maa maa maa maa
Oh toh toh toh
Maa maa maa maa
Oh toh toh toh

ps: Please don't take this seriously ok? lol

Weight-lift Skating

Shout out
My last day of industrial training! Yay!!
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This is what happens when I was left in the workshop without any technicians and wasn't assigned with any job. By the way, don't try this at home, I'm a trained and professional errr... weight-lift skater *cough*



I don't know where all the technicians went out to do their own job, leaving me behind with boredom. Thus, I end up doing silly stuffs to kill my time :P

Tarantula's Prey

After 5 months of fasting, without any food and drinks, my tarantula finally molted.



Don't be surprise when a tarantula can goes up to 5 months without eating and drinking anything. Tarantula doesn't grow like animal or human, when the time is right, they'll grow by shedding and replacing their old exoskeleton with a new shell, and the process is also known as molting or ecdysis.



Tarantula will then start to fast in preparation grows longer in duration when the tarantula ages. The last time my tarantula molts was around 6 to 7 months ago.



Just as the tarantula underwent this stressful stage of molting when the tarantula is in the most vulnerable state, it is then left for a week or two for the fangs to harden before it can pierce the deadly weapons into prey's fresh and inject venom to paralyze the victim.



After months of waiting, finally I get the chance to watch the tarantula has its first blood after the molt. As cruel as it sounds, I enjoy the scene. I'm not some sort of freak or there's a screw loose somewhere in my brain, but the way the tarantula hunts amuse me. The tarantula will wait silently, feeling the vibration from the web underneath the legs as the prey walks by. When the prey reaches the attacking distance, in a split second, the tarantula just "fly" and inject the venom into the prey's body. Everything happens will just a blink of an eye.

Here's a video to feed you eyes :P

Snowie Scofield

The new season of Prison Break has finally started. Welcoming the new season of one of the most popular series, I present you the little fans of Michael Scofield...


Snowie Scofield!




This little Scofield is trying to get out from her tank by jumping. I don't know since when this gerbil here get the idea that jumping out through the entrance will lead her to freedom. Of course she fails miserably, but it's funny to watch Snowie doing the jumps though... hahaha

Brokeback Mountain Gerbil Version

I'm quite busy with my assignments now, thus the lack of updates. My final year project's presentation is on this Friday and I have another assignment to hand up next Monday, which include a presentation. After the assignments, final exam is just around the corner. Busy busy busy... sigh...

Anyway, here's a video about my boys and that gerbilarium contains only male gerbils. So what you'll see is Kiki trying to sodomise Spottie.

Oh and btw, 18SX!! lol



A brokeback mountain gerbil version video to mark my existance in blogsphere. Enjoy~

Great White vs Killer Whale

When I went to Pulau Dayang for my SCUBA diving last time, I was asked by Ahmad, the vice president of MMU Diving Club, what would I want to be if I'm a marine fish during an ice-breaking session. I replied anything will be fine. Being any marine life from a plankton to a blue whale is one hundred times better than being a pathetic human, isn't it?

Now, I have a clearer picture what I'm going to be... The killer whale!



All this while, I though Great White Shark stays on top of the food chain and nothing can beat a hell out of it. But the Orca gives me a second thought about that.

Another video from the smart Killer Whale



On the other hand, if Merfolks really exist in this World, I won't have any doubts to be a Merman *moving my eyebrows up and down*

So, if you're to choose to be a marine life, what do you want to be? Do tell so I can see if my Free Willy can p4wn you or not... MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Indian Superman

Remember the scene in Superman Returns where the bullet crushed and fell when it hits Superman's eye?



There's another guy in India who has the same power like Superman...

presenting... Captain Vijayakanth!



You've seen how powerful every blows Bruce Lee or Jet Li gives to villains in movies, wait til you see Captain Vijayakanth in action again!



After watching the clips, I keep telling myself...

I WON'T SKIP MY ANALOG CLASS AGAIN AND WILL PAY FULL ATTENTION TO WHAT THE INDIAN LECTURER TEACHES EVERYTIME. I'LL SEE MY FYP INDIAN SUPERVISOR EVERY WEEK LIKE WHAT HE HAS REQUESTED ME TO DO SO!
I WON'T SKIP MY ANALOG CLASS AGAIN AND WILL PAY FULL ATTENTION TO WHAT THE INDIAN LECTURER TEACHES EVERYTIME. I'LL SEE MY FYP INDIAN SUPERVISOR EVERY WEEK LIKE WHAT HE HAS REQUESTED ME TO DO SO!
I WON'T SKIP MY ANALOG CLASS AGAIN AND WILL PAY FULL ATTENTION TO WHAT THE INDIAN LECTURER TEACHES EVERYTIME. I'LL SEE MY FYP INDIAN SUPERVISOR EVERY WEEK LIKE WHAT HE HAS REQUESTED ME TO DO SO!
I WON'T SKIP MY ANALOG CLASS AGAIN AND WILL PAY FULL ATTENTION TO WHAT THE INDIAN LECTURER TEACHES EVERYTIME. I'LL SEE MY FYP INDIAN SUPERVISOR EVERY WEEK LIKE WHAT HE HAS REQUESTED ME TO DO SO!
I WON'T SKIP MY ANALOG CLASS AGAIN AND WILL PAY FULL ATTENTION TO WHAT THE INDIAN LECTURER TEACHES EVERYTIME. I'LL SEE MY FYP INDIAN SUPERVISOR EVERY WEEK LIKE WHAT HE HAS REQUESTED ME TO DO SO!
I WON'T SKIP MY ANALOG CLASS AGAIN AND WILL PAY FULL ATTENTION TO WHAT THE INDIAN LECTURER TEACHES EVERYTIME. I'LL SEE MY FYP INDIAN SUPERVISOR EVERY WEEK LIKE WHAT HE HAS REQUESTED ME TO DO SO!

FEAR THE POWER OF BOLLYWOOD INDIA!!!

The Clever Chimpanzee

Chimpanzee is one of the most intelligent animals on Earth other than humans. Like humans, they can...

...do sit-ups...


...buy shoes on its own...
Part 1


Part 2


...buy cake on its own too...
Part 1


Part 2


So when people say you're a chimpanzee, that's a compliment. So...

YOU'RE A CHIMPANZEE!!!

Sea Otters holding hands - CUTE!

Look at the two sea otters holding hand together at an Aquarium. They're soooo cute!!!