Online Course Registration

Every end of semester in MMU, students will have to undergo an online course registration to register for the subjects need to be taken in the next sem. Students have the flexibility to decide which session to take if there’s more than one session with different time slot.

How students choose and arrange their timetable is very simple. There’re 2 rules to follow:
1. No 8am class. If possible, no morning class at all.
2. No Friday class. Want to go back to hometown or go somewhere else play mar…

Today is the course registration for my batch. In order to get the slot I desire, I have to wake up before 9am, that’s when the course registration begins, together with over hundreds of coursemates. Early birds get the worms, so we have to fight over the time slot or we’ll have to suffer for the timetable in the next sem.

It might sound easy for those that never register their subjects online through MMU’s server. In fact, it requires the strength of the muscles in your fingers to keep on keying in the student ID and password, together with non stop of mouse clicking to log in for choosing subjects and countless time of pressing F5. It puts your keyboard and mouse to the extreme test whether it really pass the SIRIM approval or not.


If you see smoke coming out from your F5 key, that means your keyboard tak pass SIRIM lah!

When there’s hundreds of student trying to register their subjects at the same time and the server can only handle a limited numbers of student at a time, and usually those who can’t get through will only be getting “Server timed out” or “The page cannot be displayed” messages. But this time, we get this


I logged in not more than 20seconds and you tell me my session expired?! Even server knows how to xien ka ppl nowadays... zzz...

As a result, you’ll see a lot pigcock students start cursing MMU with penises and pussies.

pigcock
-adj
Pissed. Translate from the word tulan. tu means pig; lan means cock.
eg: I pigcock you.

Everything went considered well today for my course registration, managed to finish in 20mins for 3 subjects. Yes, you read it right, 20mins for just 3, tiga, san, 三, sa, three subjects.

The Clever Chimpanzee

Chimpanzee is one of the most intelligent animals on Earth other than humans. Like humans, they can...

...do sit-ups...


...buy shoes on its own...
Part 1


Part 2


...buy cake on its own too...
Part 1


Part 2


So when people say you're a chimpanzee, that's a compliment. So...

YOU'RE A CHIMPANZEE!!!

Why the Rum is Gone?

First of all, WTF is RUM????

edit: Oh, just found out. Pardon my lousy English :P
For those who don't know:

rum
–noun
1. an alcoholic liquor or spirit distilled from molasses or some other fermented sugar-cane product.
2. alcoholic drink in general; intoxicating liquor: He warned against the demon rum.

So back to the topic, why the rum is gone? Hmmm... good question. So let me list out the possibilities why the rum is gone.

Possibility number 1:
The lizard drank it. Yes, the lizard that fell into the mug or barrel or whatever that is used to keep the rum while hunting some insects. To avoid drowning to death, the lizard had no choice but to finish all the rum. Lizards don't usually drink rum (duh!) so when the rum started filling this lizard's tummy, there’s chemical reaction between the rum and the errrr... let's say the enzyme. Mutation began and the lizard turns into something we are familiar with today… GODZILLA!



Possibility number 2:
It happens that there’s a hole in the barrel or whatever it is lah. So the rum started dripping out from the barrel-or-whatever-it-is and mixes with the oil underneath the soil. Again, chemical reaction happens between the oil and the rum and it’s waiting to be discovered by scientist. In the future, this rum-oil will replace petrol because the air coming out from the vehicle is not only non-toxic but it’s fresher than those produced by the plants. After this discovery, human race will live happily ever after again.

Possibility number 3:
The highest possibility why the rum is gone. Timothy curi-curi drank it! Then he organizes this event so nobody will suspect him while they’re still writing happily under the topic “Why the rum is gone”. Deng, you’re evil!!

Ok, enough with the nonsense. I myself also don’t know why the rum is gone. Go ask Jack Sparrow lah.