Voting Guide

Today is the big day where the future of Malaysia lies. As a citizen of this wonderful country, whom is hoping for a better tomorrow, I'm going to teach you on how to vote the correct way. This guide is very useful especially for the first timer.

First of all, you have to be 21 years old and above, and you've already registered as a voter.

Next, decide on who you are going to vote for. If you are not sure or you are in dilemma, you can go to the parties' ceramah while checking on their background on what they've done for the past years. You can head to YouTube for more videos too.

After you've decided your choice, check your voting location here. Don't be surprised if you found out that your name appears eventhough you've yet registered or you're not even 21 years old yet. For the dead, don't be excited til you bang your coffin by thinking that you're still alive in this world and you're qualified to vote. This is the dark side of politics, so sleep back and pretend that there's some signal glitch from this World to the Underworld. Well, what can you expect from Screamyx.

After you've done all the steps above, it's time to cast your vote at the stated location on 8th March, which is today. Mark an "X" on the party you want to vote. Example shown below:


Be a smart voter. I'm tired of the current government that is runs by monkeys and a sleeping baby, which is filled with corruptions and bullshits. It's ashame that I'm not be able to go back to my hometown, Kuching, to play my role as an Anak Malaysia. Shame on me.

Oh, and happy birthday to our beloved Samy no-Value, may you grow some hair this year so that you won't waste the citizen's hard earned money on your wigs.